Bubbles terrified as cats continue to pose a threat during descend.

Bubbles all over the Philadelphia region are meeting this week to develop a strategy to fight what they are calling the single largest threat to their kind in history. Large furry cats have organized in numbers to prevent the bubbles from hitting the floor. A spokesbubble for a local chapter of bubbles stated in a press conference on Monday, "it is hard for us. Our lives are so brief as it is. Almost as quickly as we are formed, we face our death on the carpet. It is our whole life they are taking from us. It must be stopped." As of this writing, a spokescat was not available for comment.